I attended the spring training season opener between Cincinnati and Cleveland at Goodyear Ball Park and after seeing the long security lines I was prompted to write this.
- Telescope
- Trombone
- Surgical tools
- Coat of armor
- An easel, or other large art material
- A book (you are supposed to be watching the game)
- A movie or Youtube video on your phone
- SCUBA gear
- A bad attitude
- Party favors, such as Silly String
In case you are wondering, here is the official list of prohibited items
- Cans, glass, hard-sided coolers and large bags or packages
- Firearms or deadly weapons in accordance with A.R.S. § 13-3102. and A.R.S. § 4-229
- Noise making devices or laser pens
- Action sports equipment such as skateboards, roller blades, scooters, bicycles, and shoe skates
- Alcoholic beverages or illegal drugs
- Large umbrellas and lawn chairs
- Commercial cameras (with lenses exceeding 8″) or video recording devices, tripods
- Animals and pets (except for service animals for guests with disabilities)
- Food and beverage items not outlined above in Items Allowed
- Obscene or indecent clothing
- Sparklers and/or other fireworks
- Drones