| Holiday | When Observed |
| Break Up With Your Sweetheart Day | On Tuesday, the week before Valentine’s Day |
| Losing Weight Resolution Doesn’t Work Day | The day after the Super Bowl |
| Grocery Stores are Packed Day | The Sunday before Thanksgiving |
| Fall Traffic Sucks Day | The day that school starts |
| I’ve Got to Beat the Holiday Traffic, and Cause More Traffic Day | The Tuesday before Thanksgiving |
| The Airplanes Going to New Orleans Are Almost Empty Day | The day After Mardi Gras |
| National I’m So Groggy Day | The Monday after clocks change from Standard to Daylight Saving, and back |
| Where is Everyone Going Day? | The Friday before, and the Monday after, Memorial Day |
| Damn, I should have Gone to Church Yesterday | Easter Monday |
| I Got An Extra Hour of Sleep Day | The Sunday When the clocks “fall back” to Standard Time |
